Thursday, August 11, 2011

How to recognize a GAY among us!!!


Guys normally like watching sports, fixing the gadgets up, pretending to know about car engines, etc. Have you ever wonder how do you locate the GAY among you,,, well the wait is over. (Note: I have nothing against gay people)

1.If a guy has a habit of turning his wrist in 90 degree and standing in S shape then he gotta be definitely gay.

2. If all bros are checking out a girl and someone turns and says he has something important to do. Make sure you look at his facial expression.

3. If a guy speaks with a sound of less than 50 DB. It has been scientifically proven that inside a valley such people cannot make echo.

4. All bros are standing in a group and having some fun subject, out of nowhere if one of them wants to hold your pinky

5. If a guy like to watch Twilight movie without he being forced to watch cause of the girls they know.

6. Guy who makes the "Awwww" sound when he see a puppy. You know that sound that girls make when they see a baby?

7. Guy who watch Justin Bieber songs while staring at him. Thinking of Raj from Karan Johar Movies

8. If a guy insists to drink from a water bottle without using a glass or straw; and while doing so if he is enjoying to have the bottle entirely in his mouth.

9. A guy with zero curiosity of his any gadgets be it car, mobile, laptop, even USB for that matter.

10. While playing ping pong ball (TT), no matter what kind of shot he has to take, if he always holds the bat facing straight up and down, playing like a sissy boy.

11. Guy who wears skinny jeans, likes to hug other buddies,,,, sometime spank them for nothing...

12. A guy who eats/licks ice-cream, Barfacha gola, choco bar, pepsi cola, in a weired way.

13. They seem attracted to objects like pen, pencil, watter bottles.

14. Always like to be in the middle of a sandwich - (On bikes to be specific)

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