Murphy's law about Girls

Other night, I realized something: I talk a lot about women on my blog. And while that’s great and my advice has led to innumerable amounts of lay age, sometimes it leaves other things by the wayside. May be Murphy didn’t get time to write blogs but he too believed that his rules get applied to girls.

1. Beautiful girl always have a boyfriend. Well what, guy standing next to her is her brother? … ‘in your dreams’ – don’t be stupid  it’s her BOYFRIEND.

2. Theory of relativity

• Hotter she become, faster she will dump you.
• More you are attracted towards a chick, the farer she goes.
• Amount of makeup seen on girl’s face is directly proportional to how worse she looks.
• The more seriously you like a girl…the more seriously her dad will hate you
• Longer the time she spends in mall the quicker your wallet is empty

3. When I was in college, I studies the Murphy’s chapter ‘95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5% would always be in your college.’ I approve this one.

4. If by any chance the girl you like; likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now, when you are committed or married.

5. If she likes you but you don’t and you try to ignore her then she is definitely going to be around you.

6. Kumh ka mela rule: When you two are out there somewhere at nicest scenic place, you are about to open your heart towards feeling you have, she will mention long lost friend (probably from Kumbha ka mela)

7. Corollary to rule of Kumha ka mela: The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1

8. The day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be the day when

• You are dressed badly or haven’t bath for a reason
• You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
• Have a bad hair day

9. If you are on date with her (early dates), if she eats less she is more likely attracted to you. True Story.

10. If your girlfriend says she is cool with your closed gal buddy, well she is not. Do so at your own risk.

11. In theory – girls are way too attracted towards mirror than any living or dead thing on this planet.

12. No matter how hot or unhot a girl is eventually you will like her. It’s called Mermaid theory.