1. Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
2. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
3. If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
4. Can blind people see their dreams?
5. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
6. How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
7. If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
8. If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
