THE SIMILARITIES BETWEEN WOMEN AND FISH

Finally with the help of Barney Stinson the complete list of 24 similarities between Fish and Women, I added some flavors to match up what would I come up with.

1. Both attracted to shiny objects
2. More fun to catch while drinking
3. Neither travel well (I meant drive but you would think I am crazy)
4. Both are slim mostly
5. Girls don't get bored in a mall. like fishes don’t get bored in an aquarium
6. Short term memory ( if you disagree, see fish roaming within a fish pond like it forgets from where it came from)
7. Three words: catch and release
8. Both travel in protective groups
9. Small bladders
10. The deeper you go, the scarier they get
11. Their weight largely determines their value
12. They are oddly attracted to color
13. They want their mates to be big and strong
14. Both wild and farm raised have their benefits
15. You must document great catches or no one will believe you -- video preferred
16. They keep opening their mouths, but nothing important comes out
17. Cold blooded
18. Neither can operate a vehicle
19. They both eat things
20. The harder they shake their tail, the farther they'll go in life
21. Scales are important to each of them
22. They never have to buy drinks or pay dinner
23. Both can swim well
24. Untrained dogs just don’t know how to properly catch or handle them